O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
