As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We're too hungover to prance.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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