Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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