I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wish you could order shots online.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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