Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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