Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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