i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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