Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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