I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
someone owes me an orgasm
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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