Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
