My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I didn't notice because vodka
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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