Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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