yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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