Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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