Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
ttyl tear gas
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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