he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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