The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
They have beer where we have blood.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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