it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
