Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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