He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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