Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
