okay pat passed out under dana's car
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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