Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
