i just had sex bonerless
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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