these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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