we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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