i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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