She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
