He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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