What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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