WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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