I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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