Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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