The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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