i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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