I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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