come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
