belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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