God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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