When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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