lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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