Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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