I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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