I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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