scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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