No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Oh god it's open bar.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
