Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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