see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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