I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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