You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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